Maths jokes
You have 3 cups of tea and 20 sugar lumps. How can
you divide the sugar lumps between the cups
of tea so that there is an odd number of lumps in each cup? You
aren’t allowed to split lumps.
(Answer: 1 lump in the first cup – that’s an odd number. 1 lump in
the second cup – that's an odd number, too. 18 lumps in the last cup
– that’s a very odd number of sugar lumps to put in your tea!)
Q. What did the zero say to the eight?
A. Nice belt!
A man is on a night flight across the Atlantic.
After they’ve been going for a while, the pilot makes an
announcement: |